<td>It's not ''quite'' as bad as [http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags#answer-1732454 trying to parse HTML with regex]</td>
<td></td>
<td>One curmudgeon's rant</td>
<td></td>
<td>Learning to walk again after recovering from flesh-eating disease</td>