And the crashcats sayeth

When peering in to eyes of the monster and to rally the faithful to attack him, understand the following:

The number is ten, and 10 shall be the number.
When you arrive at the mythical place that is ten, you may see a 9, and a 12, from time to time
20 is a bad number, and will be for all time.
If you don't gather enough of the flock together in one place and one time, then a 27 or a 1, or a 7 might be observed. who knows?
a quarter million of the flock can serve, but their service doesn't appear enough to carry the fold forward against the monster in a reliable way.
a three-quarter million might be better (but time will tell),
we should really shoot for a million or more.
if you don't think these numbers are right then suggest new ones.

When battling the monster

beware of the top 100, 200, and 300 heads, but also the long tail of the beast; either might slay ye.

Each crisis and measurement leads closer to the goal. Start measuring. Keep measuring.

Remember guidance from risa. [One day the door will open and we will walk through. The unattainable will be attained. Patience. And keep laughing.]

-chofmann

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